Damn Your Friends · Satan's Shop

Satan's Shop billboard: Damn Your Friends, now helping you ruin relationships. Start damning today. Evaluate, envy, betray. Complete with a friendship evaluation form rated Very High for damnability.

The full Damn Your Friends department, custom notices, appealable case pages, and the friendship evaluation form, is still being built by Hell's legal team. You do not have to wait to damn someone. Assign any corruption in the Marketplace, choose Someone else, and send them the claim link.

Assign a corruption Get appraised first

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.

Damn your friends. Evaluate. Envy. Betray.