Reply-All Immunity Waiver
Excuses one catastrophic reply-all incident, provided nobody important saw it.
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Sell Your Soul
Get appraised, take one grand bargain, then spend your 666 credits on yourself or assign the consequences elsewhere.
Damn Your Friends
File an infernal referral on a friend, colleague, loved one, or person who knows what they did.
Shop Minor Corruptions
Inspect shareable gags, Premium Corruptions, and paid Infernal Gifts. Redeem for yourself or assign to someone else.
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Petty compromises, fully stocked.
Meeting Overrun Permit
Authorises one person to say 'just to add one more thing' when everyone can see the clock.
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LinkedIn Humility Polish
Coats any brag in a thin layer of 'I am so grateful and humbled'.
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Apology Deferral Voucher
Postpones one owed apology to a future period that will never feel convenient.
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The Book of Pacts
A true history of selling your soul, from the first contract in the sixth century to the deed you can sign tonight. Free, illustrated, and dryly footnoted by Contracts.
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