For friends, colleagues, loved ones, and minor offenders

Assign a corruption. Wrap it in paperwork.

Choose the minor wrong thing first, then file it as a referral, compliance notice, or custom digital message against a friend, colleague, loved one, or person who knows what they did. They get a case page they can appeal, counter-file, ignore, or make worse by completing their own appraisal.

“Building in public, descending in private.”

1. Choose a corruption Assigned payload

Excuses one catastrophic reply-all incident, provided nobody important saw it.

2. Choose the wrapper

Free paperwork

Infernal Referral Free / credits Wrap the selected corruption in a file-opening referral. Their record now exists, which is already too much progress. Compliance Notice Free / credits Deliver the selected corruption as a stern notice of non-compliance. Cause specific, tone final, appeal process decorative.

Custom digital upgrade

Custom Satan Statement $13.13 The same corruption, personalised with a short message from Satan and delivered as a paid digital artefact. Infernal Compliance Rock $19.99 Post them the black "TURN ME OVER" stone. A later physical escalation for cases that demand postage. Personalised Satan Video $12.99 A 15 to 25 second address from the Devil about the selected corruption. Scripted, approved, digital.

3. The accused

Recipient name

Your name File anonymously

4. The occasion

Strictly for someone who started the second email with 'apologies for the spam'.

5. A short message

What the recipient sees: A Minor Corruption has been assigned to your file. You may appeal, ignore it, counter-file, or make this worse by completing your own appraisal.

Parody

Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.