Turns one careless search into a long-term personality signal.
Hell does not need to know who you are. It only needs one rainy evening, one idle search, and three seconds of curiosity about something you do not actually want to become. The Spray helps the algorithm decide you are ready for knives, minimalist wallets, mushroom coffee, or beginner violins. Satan loves this one because the customer always insists it came from nowhere.
Contamination notice
A contamination notice showing trigger search, affected apps, assumed identity, and forecast duration.
Hell marks the search as meaningful, encourages all adjacent apps to take an interest, and increases ad confidence beyond available evidence.
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