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Main Character Filter — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Temptation Digital Life

Main Character Filter

Recentres every photo, story, and group memory around you.

Why Hell Stocks This

The Filter does not change the world. It changes the crop. Friends become supporting context. Weather becomes symbolism. A group dinner becomes "a season of becoming". Leslie briefly enabled it by mistake and spent six hours describing his inbox as a "trial arc", so the product now ships with a warning label and a tiny mirror.

Offence Processed

Supporting characters will notice.
Not responsible for captions beginning 'soft reminder'.
May cause stairs to feel cinematic.

What Actually Happens

The buyer receives a filter card with settings for Narrative Glow, Supporting Cast Blur, and Unasked-for Voiceover.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.