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Password Reset Loop Rosary
A devotional object for people who know their password until the website becomes involved.
Leslie's Notes
The Rosary is issued when a user confidently types the correct password, is rejected, resets it, and is told the new password cannot be the old password. Derek Madsen from Portland once completed this cycle three times and briefly forgot whether his first school had been real. At that point Hell does not interfere. It simply watches a person re-evaluate every pet, street, school, and lie they have ever used as proof of identity.
Offence Processed
Security questions may become personal.
Old passwords remain emotionally available.
Do not attempt after midnight.
What Actually Happens
Hell supplies the approved cycle: forget, reset, reject, repeat, then question your own biography.
Who is this for?
666 Corruption Credits
Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed
contract.
NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.