Authorises saving important information in a camera roll swamp.
Why Hell Stocks This
This Licence was created for people who know exactly where something is: somewhere between a photo of a receipt, three identical sunsets, and a blurry screenshot of a recipe they never cooked. Satan calls it "archiving by emotional proximity". Nobody knows what that means, but everyone has done it.
Offence Processed
Search function may betray you.
Cropped screenshots are self-inflicted.
Does not apply to screenshots that contain only half the address.
What Actually Happens
The buyer receives a licence to treat the camera roll as a knowledge system until the knowledge is needed.
Who is this for?
666 Corruption Credits
Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed
contract.
NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.