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Shareable corruption Temptation Digital Life

The Screenshot Instead Of Bookmarking License

Authorises saving important information in a camera roll swamp.

Why Hell Stocks This

This Licence was created for people who know exactly where something is: somewhere between a photo of a receipt, three identical sunsets, and a blurry screenshot of a recipe they never cooked. Satan calls it "archiving by emotional proximity". Nobody knows what that means, but everyone has done it.

Offence Processed

  • Search function may betray you.
  • Cropped screenshots are self-inflicted.
  • Does not apply to screenshots that contain only half the address.

What You Receive

Payload Bad archive licence

A licence card with file location listed as "near the other thing, probably".

Payload
Bad archive licence
Cost
666 Corruption Credits
Fulfilment
Digital delivery
Best used as
Self-indulgence or assigned evidence

Infernal Fulfilment

The buyer receives a licence to treat the camera roll as a knowledge system until the knowledge is needed.

Parody

Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.