Authorises saving important information in a camera roll swamp.
Why Hell Stocks This
This Licence was created for people who know exactly where something is: somewhere between a photo of a receipt, three identical sunsets, and a blurry screenshot of a recipe they never cooked. Satan calls it "archiving by emotional proximity". Nobody knows what that means, but everyone has done it.
Offence Processed
Search function may betray you.
Cropped screenshots are self-inflicted.
Does not apply to screenshots that contain only half the address.
What You Receive
Payload Bad archive licence
A licence card with file location listed as "near the other thing, probably".
Payload
Bad archive licence
Cost
666 Corruption Credits
Fulfilment
Digital delivery
Best used as
Self-indulgence or assigned evidence
Sin detected. Balance restored to 666 Corruption Credits.
Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.
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NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.