Postpones software maintenance until the update achieves political power.
The Button is not large. It does not need to be. Humans press it with the peace of people moving a problem from today into a future run by strangers. Hell tracks each deferral as a tiny act of optimism. After the seventh press, the update is no longer software. It is a constitutional matter with release notes.
Deferral receipt
A deferral receipt showing missed versions, restart debt, crisis probability, and current status: "Later, Again".
Hell records the postponement, compounds the restart debt, and stores one important change for the exact moment the device is urgently needed.
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