Excuses one catastrophic reply-all incident, provided nobody important saw it.
Why Hell Stocks This
Hell invented the Waiver after watching Simon Pratt from Seattle reply "Thanks" to 184 people, then immediately send a second reply-all saying "Sorry everyone". That second email is still used in training. Satan keeps a framed copy near the lifts because it proves something he has always believed: humans do not need temptation, just a visible button and a moment of confidence.
Offence Processed
Does not delete the email.
Does not cover the apology reply-all.
Void if the original message contained a spreadsheet.
What Actually Happens
The incident is stamped as "processed", the shame is reduced by 12 percent, and the recipient is granted one official-looking excuse to print and never use.
Who is this for?
666 Corruption Credits
Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed
contract.
NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.