Authorises one person to say 'just to add one more thing' when everyone can see the clock.
Why Hell Stocks This
The Permit was created after Hell discovered that meetings rarely need help becoming longer, but they do enjoy paperwork. The first field failure involved Malcolm Reed from Perth, who said, "This will only take a second", while opening a document nobody had seen before. Forty-three minutes later, two people had missed lunch and one had started nodding at a wall. Leslie calls people like Malcolm "time landlords", which is the only phrase in the training manual he seems proud of.
Offence Processed
Lunch breaks may be damaged.
Sympathy expires at minute 47.
Not valid if the meeting had a clear purpose.
What You Receive
Payload Permit
A permit card showing authorised overrun length, declared final question, and number of people staring at the same wall.
Payload
Permit
Cost
666 Corruption Credits
Fulfilment
Digital delivery
Best used as
Self-indulgence or assigned evidence
Sin detected. Balance restored to 666 Corruption Credits.
Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.
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NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.
