Authorises one person to say 'just to add one more thing' when everyone can see the clock.
Why Hell Stocks This
The Permit was created after Hell discovered that meetings rarely need help becoming longer, but they do enjoy paperwork. The first field failure involved Malcolm Reed from Perth, who said, "This will only take a second", while opening a document nobody had seen before. Forty-three minutes later, two people had missed lunch and one had started nodding at a wall. Leslie calls people like Malcolm "time landlords", which is the only phrase in the training manual he seems proud of.
Offence Processed
Lunch breaks may be damaged.
Sympathy expires at minute 47.
Not valid if the meeting had a clear purpose.
What Actually Happens
The holder receives a permit number, a stamped agenda extension, and a silent exemption from reading the room.
Who is this for?
666 Corruption Credits
Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed
contract.
NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.
