Reveals that the bin should have gone out yesterday.
The Prophecy is always accurate and always too late, which Satan considers the cleanest possible prophecy. It arrives with the distant sound of a truck, a sudden household silence, and someone like Paula Briggs from Geelong saying, "Was that today?" while holding recycling that has already lost the war. The card warms slightly when denial begins.
Prophecy card
A prophecy card naming the missed bin type, truck departure time, and current kitchen-bin pressure.
Hell sends the prophecy 90 seconds after usefulness has left the street.
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