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Laundry Reclassification Tags — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Evidence & Artefact Domestic Life

Laundry Reclassification Tags

Reclassifies the chair-pile as clothes in active rotation.

Object History

The Tags were invented for the exact moment when clothes are not clean, not dirty, and somehow too politically sensitive for the laundry basket. Maribel Ortiz from Brisbane described her chair-pile as "active wardrobe overflow" and Hell immediately opened a standards division. A chair begins as furniture, becomes storage, and eventually becomes a quiet accusation with sleeves.

Offence Processed

The chair may not be cited against you.
Floor piles require a separate zoning permit.
Sniff testing remains legally weak.

What Actually Happens

Hell provides printable tags for Transitional, Worn Briefly, House Clean, and Emotionally Unavailable.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.