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Shareable corruption Temptation Domestic Life

Dishwasher Tetris Licence

Licenses structurally unsound dishwasher loading with total confidence.

Why Hell Stocks This

Satan did not invent bad dishwasher stacking. He merely professionalised it. The Licence exists for people who place a bowl face down over three spoons and call it engineering. The advanced course covers pan placement, mug nesting, and saying "it'll be fine" over the sound of cutlery learning to suffer.

Offence Processed

  • Revoked on discovery of a clean-looking dirty fork.
  • Top-rack optimism is not a defence.
  • Does not cover wooden spoons.

What Actually Happens

Hell issues a loading licence and a small diagram that should not be followed under any circumstances.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.