Licenses structurally unsound dishwasher loading with total confidence.
Why Hell Stocks This
Satan did not invent bad dishwasher stacking. He merely professionalised it. The Licence exists for people who place a bowl face down over three spoons and call it engineering. The advanced course covers pan placement, mug nesting, and saying "it'll be fine" over the sound of cutlery learning to suffer.
Offence Processed
Revoked on discovery of a clean-looking dirty fork.
Top-rack optimism is not a defence.
Does not cover wooden spoons.
What Actually Happens
Hell issues a loading licence and a small diagram that should not be followed under any circumstances.
Who is this for?
666 Corruption Credits
Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed
contract.
NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.