Permits excavation of back-shelf containers without accountability.
Every fridge has a rear district where food stops being food and becomes evidence. The Permit lets you approach it professionally. Satan recommends gloves, a bin bag, and the emotional distance of someone identifying a fossil. If the lid bulges, do not negotiate.
Excavation permit
An excavation permit with field notes, suspected age, and civilisation status of the contents.
Hell authorises one excavation and issues a provisional name for anything discovered.
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Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.