Someone lowers their chair by one notch. They will never find it.
Satan rarely calls a product elegant, but the Warrant earns it. No injury. No drama. Just a person spending all day feeling slightly wrong and blaming posture, shoes, age, the building, and eventually themselves. Leslie says this is the most evil thing in the catalogue. He may be correct, which has made him unbearable.
Warrant
A warrant showing chair model, notch count, and expected time to self-doubt.
Hell authorises one chair-notch adjustment and denies all knowledge.
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Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.