Turns one decision into three meetings and a pre-read nobody opens.
Known Behaviour
Satan admires meetings because they reproduce without romance. The Spores are released when someone says, "Maybe we should align first." Within minutes, the original decision develops stakeholders, dependencies, and a steering discussion. By day two, nobody remembers the question, but everyone agrees the next session will be useful.
Offence Processed
Action items may evaporate.
Pre-reads are ceremonial.
Decisions exposed to executives may become workshops.
What Actually Happens
Hell infects the decision with process growth, generates a pre-read, and schedules one follow-up to discuss whether the follow-up is the right forum.
Who is this for?
666 Corruption Credits
Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed
contract.
NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.