Turns one decision into three meetings and a pre-read nobody opens.
Satan admires meetings because they reproduce without romance. The Spores are released when someone says, "Maybe we should align first." Within minutes, the original decision develops stakeholders, dependencies, and a steering discussion. By day two, nobody remembers the question, but everyone agrees the next session will be useful.
Containment notice
A containment notice showing original decision, meeting offspring, pre-read status, and alignment spread.
Hell infects the decision with process growth, generates a pre-read, and schedules one follow-up to discuss whether the follow-up is the right forum.
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