Keeps a task feeling small until it suddenly occupies the whole room.
Satan enjoys deadlines because they pretend to be future events until they become weather. The Field stores ignored effort in a quiet corner, compressing it into a dense little bead of consequence. It activates when someone says, "I have ages", which Hell records as consent.
Temporal pressure field
A temporal pressure receipt showing days ignored, task mass, panic density, and remaining dignity.
Hell reduces visible urgency, increases background pressure, and releases the accumulated task mass at the least elegant moment.
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