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Ethical Exception Stamp — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Temptation Moral Accounting

Ethical Exception Stamp

Stamps any decision 'EXCEPT THIS TIME' with full and final authority.

Why Hell Stocks This

The Stamp is simple, heavy, and slightly warm. Satan likes tools that make a sound, and this one makes the sound of a principle leaving the room. The prototype stamped "just this once", but users kept applying it every week, so Hell upgraded the ink to permanent hypocrisy.

Offence Processed

This time is statistically every time.
Stamp marks may spread to adjacent choices.
Not valid for people who already told everyone their values.

What Actually Happens

Hell embosses the decision with a one-time exception and immediately archives the pattern.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.