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Karma Rounding Calculator — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Temptation Moral Accounting

Karma Rounding Calculator

Rounds selfish acts down and kind acts emphatically up.

Why Hell Stocks This

The Calculator was built for people who do one nice thing and immediately start looking for what it entitles them to. It has three buttons: Round Down, Round Up, and It Was Complicated. Satan wanted a fourth button labelled They Started It, but testing showed humans already press that internally.

Offence Processed

Banker is also you.
Decimal places are where conscience goes to hide.
Results invalid near anyone who saw what happened.

What Actually Happens

Hell runs one moral calculation using numbers supplied entirely by the beneficiary.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.