Always points to the cheapest extra item that makes the order more expensive.
The Compass was designed after Hell noticed that "only $12 away from free shipping" made Marcy Bell from Minneapolis buy a novelty spatula shaped like a leaf, then describe the order as "basically saving money". It does not point north. It points toward financial theatre. Users report feeling victorious while spending $38 to avoid $6.
Compass
A savings certificate showing amount spent, amount saved, and moral outcome: "Lost Money Correctly".
Hell calculates the most defensible unnecessary add-on and labels it "savings".
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Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.