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Hobby Starter Confetti — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Evidence & Artefact Money & Consumer

Hobby Starter Confetti

Provides the thrill of buying equipment for a hobby you will enjoy in theory.

Object History

The Confetti is released at the exact moment someone says, "I have always wanted to get into this". Hell tracks the purchase of notebooks, brushes, foam rollers, seed trays, ring lights, and one ambitious soldering kit. The hobby itself is optional. The identity upgrade happens immediately.

Offence Processed

Does not include skill.
Storage solutions multiply the offence.
Watching tutorials counts only as atmospheric preparation.

What Actually Happens

Hell certifies the buyer as a beginner with excellent supplies and no scheduled practice.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.