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Impulse Purchase Indulgence — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Indulgence Money & Consumer

Impulse Purchase Indulgence

Pre-absolves one 2 AM purchase as an investment in wellbeing.

Why Hell Stocks This

The Indulgence is activated when the buyer says, "Honestly, I deserve this", to an object that has done nothing to earn the pressure. Tessa Ward from Manchester once said it to a ceramic goose wearing a scarf, which Legal still classifies as "not our worst Tuesday". Hell is careful here. The purchase may be fine. The corruption lives in the paperwork you build around it while lying sideways in bed with the brightness too high.

Offence Processed

Does not cover the matching item.
'Limited edition' requires supporting evidence.
Purchases made after midnight are reviewed by harsher staff.

What Actually Happens

Hell stamps the receipt as emotionally defensible and declines to define wellbeing.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.