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Return Window Sands — infernal product card

Shareable corruption System Malfunction Money & Consumer

Return Window Sands

An hourglass for the return you will absolutely make right after this one thing.

Known Behaviour

The Sands do not run fast. They run politely. They wait while the box sits by the door, while the label stays unprinted, while the item becomes part of the room's emotional furniture. Then one day the window closes and the object belongs to you in a deeper, sadder way.

Offence Processed

Original packaging may disappear first.
'I might use it' counts as possession.
Return portals close during motivation.

What Actually Happens

Hell issues a return timer that expires yesterday and a small certificate of ownership by neglect.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.