An hourglass for the return you will absolutely make right after this one thing.
The Sands do not run fast. They run politely. They wait while the box sits by the door, while the label stays unprinted, while the item becomes part of the room's emotional furniture. Then one day the window closes and the object belongs to you in a deeper, sadder way.
Hourglass incident report
A return-window report with purchase date, declared intention, and current item residence.
Hell issues a return timer that expires yesterday and a small certificate of ownership by neglect.
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