Shareable corruptionInfernal BureaucracyPublic Life
Public Printer Communion Wafer
Accept it and learn whether the printer believes in you.
Leslie's Notes
Public printers do not malfunction. They judge. The Wafer is placed metaphorically on the tongue of the machine, which then decides whether your document, card, file format, account balance, and entire life have aligned. Marta Delgado from San Diego once changed nothing, pressed print again, and the machine complied. Satan did not design printers. He has repeatedly tried to license them.
Offence Processed
File accepted does not mean print approved.
Toner is a theological issue.
Do not make eye contact with the queue.
What Actually Happens
Hell records the attempt as a ritual and returns either paper or a message written by someone who has never needed paper.
Who is this for?
666 Corruption Credits
Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed
contract.
NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.