Assigns one wheel a private agenda.
The Curse is almost impossible to improve because supermarkets already did the research. Hell simply blesses one wheel with purpose. The trolley will head left with the certainty of a person who has seen the future and disliked you personally. The benchmark incident remains Gary Wilkes from Christchurch apologising twice to a display of soup.
Affliction notice
A notice naming the cursed wheel, drift direction, aisle of first manifestation, and apology count.
Hell rotates the trolley's moral centre six degrees away from usefulness.
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