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Shopping Trolley Drift Curse — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Curse Public Life

Shopping Trolley Drift Curse

Assigns one wheel a private agenda.

Known Behaviour

The Curse is almost impossible to improve because supermarkets already did the research. Hell simply blesses one wheel with purpose. The trolley will head left with the certainty of a person who has seen the future and disliked you personally. The benchmark incident remains Gary Wilkes from Christchurch apologising twice to a display of soup.

Offence Processed

Drift increases near narrow aisles.
Apologies to produce are non-refundable.
Does not affect baskets, which have their own problems.

What Actually Happens

Hell rotates the trolley's moral centre six degrees away from usefulness.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.