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The Queue Selection Hex — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Curse Public Life

The Queue Selection Hex

Ensures the selected line contains the invisible complication.

Known Behaviour

Satan likes this one because it needs almost no magic. Humans already do most of the damage themselves. The Hex just gives them a warm little shove toward the wrong queue, then stands back while the universe adds a price check, a dead barcode, and someone who has decided the checkout is a good place to discuss pumpkin varieties.

Offence Processed

Other queues move only after commitment.
Lane changes reset the curse, badly.
Self-checkout is not safety, it is a different department.

What Actually Happens

Hell marks one queue as "statistically educational" and waits.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.