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Weather App Betrayal Serum — infernal product card
Shareable corruption Curse Public Life

Weather App Betrayal Serum

Makes '10 percent chance of rain' choose you personally.

Known Behaviour

The Serum is not weather control. That would be expensive and regulated. It simply helps probability develop a favourite. Hell applies one drop to the forecast and lets the sky make eye contact with your laundry, your new shoes, or the one outdoor table you trusted.

Offence Processed

  • Umbrellas may repel the effect until forgotten.
  • Weather apps remain technically correct.
  • Complaining increases humidity.

What You Receive

Payload Forecast betrayal notice

A betrayal notice with chance of rain, item exposed, and official explanation: "You were the 10 percent".

Payload
Forecast betrayal notice
Cost
666 Corruption Credits
Fulfilment
Digital delivery
Best used as
Self-indulgence or assigned evidence

Infernal Fulfilment

Hell certifies that the low-probability event selected the recipient with enthusiasm.

Parody

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