Lets you commit a tiny act of aviation warfare with paperwork.
The Permission Slip was controversial even in Hell. Some argued it was too much. Others pointed out that humans had already built chairs that attack knees at 30,000 feet, then sold snacks. Satan approved it after reading the phrase "limited recline" and laughing for a long time.
Cabin dispensation
A permission slip showing recline angle, knee impact estimate, and moral defence.
Hell issues a cabin dispensation and records the act as technically allowed, which is not the same as decent.
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