Lets you commit a tiny act of aviation warfare with paperwork.
Why Hell Stocks This
The Permission Slip was controversial even in Hell. Some argued it was too much. Others pointed out that humans had already built chairs that attack knees at 30,000 feet, then sold snacks. Satan approved it after reading the phrase "limited recline" and laughing for a long time.
Offence Processed
Knee impact radius varies.
Eye contact with the person behind you may void innocence.
Not valid during meal service unless you are committed to the bit.
What Actually Happens
Hell issues a cabin dispensation and records the act as technically allowed, which is not the same as decent.
Who is this for?
666 Corruption Credits
Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed
contract.
NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.