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The "Quick Question" Depth Charge — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Temptation Work

The "Quick Question" Depth Charge

Disguises a workload transfer as friendliness.

Why Hell Stocks This

The phrase "quick question" enters the room wearing soft shoes. That is how it gets you. The Depth Charge waits until the target is relaxed, then unfolds into context, dependencies, screenshots, and a sentence beginning "while I have you". Hell measures the blast radius in tabs opened and lunches missed.

Offence Processed

If it starts with "just", it is not just.
Casual tone does not reduce payload weight.
Calendar damage may occur.

What Actually Happens

Hell compresses a complex request into a harmless greeting, then restores its full mass after the recipient has already said "sure".

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.