Disguises a workload transfer as friendliness.
The phrase "quick question" enters the room wearing soft shoes. That is how it gets you. The Depth Charge waits until the target is relaxed, then unfolds into context, dependencies, screenshots, and a sentence beginning "while I have you". Hell measures the blast radius in tabs opened and lunches missed.
Blast-radius diagram
A blast-radius diagram showing stated duration, actual effort, tabs opened, and obligation transfer distance.
Hell compresses a complex request into a harmless greeting, then restores its full mass after the recipient has already said "sure".
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Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.