Satan's Shop · Hell, reduced to ecommerce.

Get appraised, take one grand bargain, then spend your 666 credits on yourself or assign the consequences elsewhere.

File an infernal referral on a friend, colleague, loved one, or person who knows what they did.

Inspect shareable gags, Premium Corruptions, and paid Infernal Gifts. Redeem for yourself or assign to someone else.

Featured tiny corruptions

Petty compromises, fully stocked.

Excuses one catastrophic reply-all incident, provided nobody important saw it.

Authorises one person to say 'just to add one more thing' when everyone can see the clock.

Coats any brag in a thin layer of 'I am so grateful and humbled'.

Postpones one owed apology to a future period that will never feel convenient.

Parody

Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.