Converts 'I'll just brush my teeth' into 47 minutes of standing near the bathroom.
The Inverter was made for the dead zone between intention and bed. You are tired. You want sleep. You also need to check one thing, move one cup, look at one notification, and stand in a hallway holding socks for no clear reason. Satan did not create exhaustion. He just gave it a hallway.
Incident report
A nightly incident report showing declared bedtime, actual horizontal time, and sock-related delay.
Hell applies a low-grade momentum reversal to all pre-bed tasks under three minutes.
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