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Bedtime Momentum Inverter — infernal product card

Shareable corruption System Malfunction Domestic Life

Bedtime Momentum Inverter

Converts 'I'll just brush my teeth' into 47 minutes of standing near the bathroom.

Known Behaviour

The Inverter was made for the dead zone between intention and bed. You are tired. You want sleep. You also need to check one thing, move one cup, look at one notification, and stand in a hallway holding socks for no clear reason. Satan did not create exhaustion. He just gave it a hallway.

Offence Processed

Time loss increases near laundry.
Phone contact voids all progress.
Teeth remain theoretical until confirmed.

What Actually Happens

Hell applies a low-grade momentum reversal to all pre-bed tasks under three minutes.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.