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The Birthday Message Time Bomb

Reminds you at 11:58 PM, when only panic and sincerity remain.

Known Behaviour

The Time Bomb is small, patient, and deeply funny to Satan. It waits all day while you remember, forget, remember again, and decide you will "do it properly later". Then it wakes up at 11:58 PM, as it did for Colin Baxter of Wellington, and hands you a blank text field with the emotional weight of a courtroom.

Offence Processed

  • 'Hope you had a great day' becomes less convincing after 11:45 PM.
  • Emojis cannot repair neglect.
  • Time zones may worsen sentencing.

What Actually Happens

Hell delivers a late alert and three inadequate opening lines.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.