Reminds you at 11:58 PM, when only panic and sincerity remain.
Known Behaviour
The Time Bomb is small, patient, and deeply funny to Satan. It waits all day while you remember, forget, remember again, and decide you will "do it properly later". Then it wakes up at 11:58 PM, as it did for Colin Baxter of Wellington, and hands you a blank text field with the emotional weight of a courtroom.
Offence Processed
'Hope you had a great day' becomes less convincing after 11:45 PM.
Emojis cannot repair neglect.
Time zones may worsen sentencing.
What Actually Happens
Hell delivers a late alert and three inadequate opening lines.
Who is this for?
666 Corruption Credits
Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed
contract.
NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.