Opens a smaller cart inside every cart until buying the thing becomes a lifestyle investigation.
Known Behaviour
The Doll began as a simple ecommerce aid, then Hell noticed that wanting one object can generate twelve tabs, two discount-code searches, and a philosophical objection to postage. Retargeting ads are not a haunting. They are a relationship, and the Doll is just trying to keep the conversation alive.
Offence Processed
Coupon hunting may create additional carts.
Closing the tab does not end the relationship.
Free shipping thresholds may reproduce.
What Actually Happens
Hell preserves the abandoned cart, nests three adjacent carts inside it, and sends one follow-up email with suspicious emotional timing.
Who is this for?
666 Corruption Credits
Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed
contract.
NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.