Turns any compliment into a full disclosure of discount, flaw, and emotional unworthiness.
The Polish was bottled after Hell observed that some people cannot receive "nice shirt" without producing a purchase history, a sizing apology, and a confession about the sleeves. Satan does not understand humility, but he admires waste. This product wastes kindness with extraordinary efficiency.
Response polish
A response card showing compliment received, discount disclosed, praise lost, and remaining self-esteem.
Hell coats the compliment, redirects praise into accounting, and supplies three approved ways to make the other person regret being pleasant.
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Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.