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RSVP Ambiguity Pass — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Indulgence Social Life

RSVP Ambiguity Pass

Holds you in a permanent maybe until the event mercifully passes.

Why Hell Stocks This

The Pass was created after Hell discovered that "maybe" is not an answer, but it can live as one for weeks if nobody is brave. Claire Dutton from Essex held a christening invitation in "just need to check something" status until the child started school. The thing you need to check is whether future you has become a better person. Early results are poor.

Offence Processed

Hosts can smell a strategic maybe.
Not valid for catered events.
Expires the moment someone asks 'so are you coming?'

What Actually Happens

Hell suspends the RSVP in a small administrative fog and issues no conclusion.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.