Holds you in a permanent maybe until the event mercifully passes.
The Pass was created after Hell discovered that "maybe" is not an answer, but it can live as one for weeks if nobody is brave. Claire Dutton from Essex held a christening invitation in "just need to check something" status until the child started school. The thing you need to check is whether future you has become a better person. Early results are poor.
Ambiguity pass
A pass card showing event date, avoidance duration, and current probability of honesty.
Hell suspends the RSVP in a small administrative fog and issues no conclusion.
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