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Tiny White Lie Starter Kit — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Temptation Social Life

Tiny White Lie Starter Kit

Five small lies, pre-aged so they sound like things you might actually say.

Why Hell Stocks This

The Kit began as a training product for junior tempters, but humans kept improving it without being asked. "Sorry, I just saw this" was submitted by Jodie Tran from Vancouver, who had in fact seen it, opened it, discussed it with two people, and made tea. "Traffic was insane" arrived already sticky. The premium lie, "I was about to message you", had to be moved behind glass after it escaped and reproduced in group chats.

Offence Processed

Starter kit only.
Larger lies require infrastructure.
Do not combine with location sharing.

What Actually Happens

Hell supplies a labelled set of low-stakes untruths, each with a recommended shelf life and escalation risk.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.