Ten gift messages that are technically kind and unmistakably a verdict.
This Pack was nearly rejected for being too powerful. The test note, written by Clare Finch of Nottingham, read, "Saw this and thought of you, no pressure!!" and the room temperature dropped three degrees. Satan approved it immediately. He respects any product that can turn wrapping paper into a small courtroom.
Gift-note pack
A selectable gift-note card with tone settings: Soft Injury, Decorative Concern, or Festive Judgement.
The buyer receives ten printable notes, each calibrated to look generous while leaving a mark.
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