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Passive-Aggressive Gift Note Pack — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Temptation Social Life

Passive-Aggressive Gift Note Pack

Ten gift messages that are technically kind and unmistakably a verdict.

Why Hell Stocks This

This Pack was nearly rejected for being too powerful. The test note, written by Clare Finch of Nottingham, read, "Saw this and thought of you, no pressure!!" and the room temperature dropped three degrees. Satan approved it immediately. He respects any product that can turn wrapping paper into a small courtroom.

Offence Processed

Double exclamation marks increase pressure.
'No worries' is not harmless.
Not suitable for weddings unless you want the photographer to catch a face.

What Actually Happens

The buyer receives ten printable notes, each calibrated to look generous while leaving a mark.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.