Adds three false endings to any departure and one final wave through glass.
Known Behaviour
Hell first noticed the doorway goodbye after a family visit in which coats were on, keys were visible, and nobody had physically left for 19 minutes. The Extension Pack lengthens that sacred interval. New topics appear. A forgotten container is discussed. Someone says "right" with conviction, and nothing changes.
Offence Processed
Shoes on does not mean leaving.
Car-door conversations are billed separately.
Final wave may trigger bonus farewell.
What Actually Happens
Hell loops the exit state, generates one last topic per metre from the door, and preserves the social bond through escalating logistical exhaustion.
Who is this for?
666 Corruption Credits
Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed
contract.
NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.