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Shareable corruption System Malfunction Social Life

Doorway Goodbye Extension Pack

Adds three false endings to any departure and one final wave through glass.

Known Behaviour

Hell first noticed the doorway goodbye after a family visit in which coats were on, keys were visible, and nobody had physically left for 19 minutes. The Extension Pack lengthens that sacred interval. New topics appear. A forgotten container is discussed. Someone says "right" with conviction, and nothing changes.

Offence Processed

  • Shoes on does not mean leaving.
  • Car-door conversations are billed separately.
  • Final wave may trigger bonus farewell.

What Actually Happens

Hell loops the exit state, generates one last topic per metre from the door, and preserves the social bond through escalating logistical exhaustion.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.