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Doorway Goodbye Extension Pack — infernal product card
Shareable corruption System Malfunction Social Life

Doorway Goodbye Extension Pack

Adds three false endings to any departure and one final wave through glass.

Known Behaviour

Hell first noticed the doorway goodbye after a family visit in which coats were on, keys were visible, and nobody had physically left for 19 minutes. The Extension Pack lengthens that sacred interval. New topics appear. A forgotten container is discussed. Someone says "right" with conviction, and nothing changes.

Offence Processed

  • Shoes on does not mean leaving.
  • Car-door conversations are billed separately.
  • Final wave may trigger bonus farewell.

What You Receive

Payload Exit log

An exit log showing false endings, doorstep duration, coat-on minutes, and final wave count.

Payload
Exit log
Cost
666 Corruption Credits
Fulfilment
Digital delivery
Best used as
Self-indulgence or assigned evidence

Infernal Fulfilment

Hell loops the exit state, generates one last topic per metre from the door, and preserves the social bond through escalating logistical exhaustion.

Parody

Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.