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Exit Strategy Smoke Pellet — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Evidence & Artefact Social Life

Exit Strategy Smoke Pellet

Creates cover for leaving before the second anecdote finds its footing.

Object History

The Pellet is one of Satans-Shop's more theatrical social products. It was designed for the exact point where a conversation has technically ended but the other person has discovered background material. Satan appreciates a clean exit, but Hell insists on adding smoke, coughing, and one plausible obligation involving parking.

Offence Processed

Smoke may be metaphorical, literal, or calendar-based.
Use near doorways for best results.
Not valid during vows, surgery, or stories that begin "long story short".

What Actually Happens

Hell releases a small cloud of situational urgency, supplies one exit line, and leaves behind enough confusion that nobody can prove rudeness.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.