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Shareable corruption Curse Domestic Life

The Good Scissors Relocation Charm

Moves the good scissors from where they live to where someone vaguely remembers using them.

Known Behaviour

Satan did not create lost scissors. He merely separated the good pair from the bad pair and watched civilisation wobble. The Charm activates the moment someone says, "I put them back", a phrase Hell classifies as weather rather than testimony. The scissors are always nearby. That is what makes it educational.

Offence Processed

  • Kitchen scissors are not equivalent.
  • Looking in the same drawer twice is mandatory.
  • Discovery inside a craft box resets blame.

What Actually Happens

Hell issues a household bulletin, assigns three false drawers, and gives one family member a suspiciously detailed denial.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.