Moves the good scissors from where they live to where someone vaguely remembers using them.
Satan did not create lost scissors. He merely separated the good pair from the bad pair and watched civilisation wobble. The Charm activates the moment someone says, "I put them back", a phrase Hell classifies as weather rather than testimony. The scissors are always nearby. That is what makes it educational.
Missing-item bulletin
A missing-item bulletin showing last known sighting, suspected user, drawer search count, and household accusation level.
Hell issues a household bulletin, assigns three false drawers, and gives one family member a suspiciously detailed denial.
More Domestic Life
Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.