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Household Chore Fog Machine — infernal product card
Shareable corruption System Malfunction Domestic Life

Household Chore Fog Machine

Makes a visible chore vague enough that everyone can plausibly believe someone else noticed it first.

Known Behaviour

Hell created the Fog Machine for the sacred household zone between "obvious" and "apparently not my problem". It releases a low mist over laundry baskets, bins, dishes, and anything sitting on stairs for transport. The chore remains visible. The ownership does not.

Offence Processed

  • Does not remove mess.
  • Only removes clear jurisdiction.
  • Saying "I was just about to" thickens the fog.

What You Receive

Payload Responsibility haze device

A responsibility haze report showing chore visibility, ownership diffusion, bystander count, and household plausibility index.

Payload
Responsibility haze device
Cost
666 Corruption Credits
Fulfilment
Digital delivery
Best used as
Self-indulgence or assigned evidence

Infernal Fulfilment

Hell diffuses responsibility, softens eye contact with the task, and gives each resident a private theory about why intervention would be premature.

Parody

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