Makes a visible chore vague enough that everyone can plausibly believe someone else noticed it first.
Known Behaviour
Hell created the Fog Machine for the sacred household zone between "obvious" and "apparently not my problem". It releases a low mist over laundry baskets, bins, dishes, and anything sitting on stairs for transport. The chore remains visible. The ownership does not.
Offence Processed
Does not remove mess.
Only removes clear jurisdiction.
Saying "I was just about to" thickens the fog.
What You Receive
Payload Responsibility haze device
A responsibility haze report showing chore visibility, ownership diffusion, bystander count, and household plausibility index.
Payload
Responsibility haze device
Cost
666 Corruption Credits
Fulfilment
Digital delivery
Best used as
Self-indulgence or assigned evidence
Sin detected. Balance restored to 666 Corruption Credits.
Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.
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NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.