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Household Chore Fog Machine — infernal product card

Shareable corruption System Malfunction Domestic Life

Household Chore Fog Machine

Makes a visible chore vague enough that everyone can plausibly believe someone else noticed it first.

Known Behaviour

Hell created the Fog Machine for the sacred household zone between "obvious" and "apparently not my problem". It releases a low mist over laundry baskets, bins, dishes, and anything sitting on stairs for transport. The chore remains visible. The ownership does not.

Offence Processed

Does not remove mess.
Only removes clear jurisdiction.
Saying "I was just about to" thickens the fog.

What Actually Happens

Hell diffuses responsibility, softens eye contact with the task, and gives each resident a private theory about why intervention would be premature.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.