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Kitchen Sponge Of Moral Ambiguity — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Evidence & Artefact Domestic Life

Kitchen Sponge Of Moral Ambiguity

Cleans the bench while quietly making the bench worse.

Object History

The Sponge is Satan's favourite domestic philosopher. It asks one question: when does cleaning become distribution? Nobody likes the answer. It sits by the sink, damp and confident, pretending not to remember the frying pan, the counter, and that one mysterious orange patch near the toaster.

Offence Processed

Rinsing is mostly theatre.
Microwaving it may create false confidence.
Retire after it develops a personality.

What Actually Happens

Hell certifies the sponge as both sanitation tool and mobile ecosystem.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.