Cleans the bench while quietly making the bench worse.
The Sponge is Satan's favourite domestic philosopher. It asks one question: when does cleaning become distribution? Nobody likes the answer. It sits by the sink, damp and confident, pretending not to remember the frying pan, the counter, and that one mysterious orange patch near the toaster.
Lab report
A lab report with cleanliness improved locally and civilisation reduced overall.
Hell certifies the sponge as both sanitation tool and mobile ecosystem.
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