Real-time routing to your front door that avoids all driveway conversations.
The Map began as a premium tool for introverts and became a public safety feature after Alan Beecham from Adelaide spent 28 minutes hearing about a fence quote while holding melting ice cream. Satan insists this is not cruelty. It is logistics. The map glows red when a neighbour is "just getting the post", which is legally distinct from waiting.
Hell calculates a low-contact route using bins, hedges, parked cars, and weather as cover.
Who is this for?
666 Corruption CreditsSending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.
It is on your record. Now post the evidence.
They receive an infernal notice and pick the corruption up by claiming it to their own soul. You send them the link.
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