Grants temporary authority over the remote until someone enters with a stronger claim and colder hands.
The Deed was drafted after Hell observed that the remote control is not a device. It is a sceptre with batteries. Ownership is rarely stated, often implied, and usually enforced through posture. Satan respects the domestic throne because every household denies having one while arranging furniture around it.
Sofa jurisdiction deed
A sofa jurisdiction deed showing claimant, remote possession, snack-trip vulnerability, and channel authority.
Hell records the sitting position, validates first-grab rights, and issues one ceremonial override if the holder gets up for snacks.
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