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Remote Control Sovereignty Deed — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Infernal Bureaucracy Domestic Life

Remote Control Sovereignty Deed

Grants temporary authority over the remote until someone enters with a stronger claim and colder hands.

Leslie's Notes

The Deed was drafted after Hell observed that the remote control is not a device. It is a sceptre with batteries. Ownership is rarely stated, often implied, and usually enforced through posture. Satan respects the domestic throne because every household denies having one while arranging furniture around it.

Offence Processed

Possession of the remote is not proof of lawful taste.
Sitting down first creates only a rebuttable presumption.
Streaming-service indecision may trigger a coup.

What Actually Happens

Hell records the sitting position, validates first-grab rights, and issues one ceremonial override if the holder gets up for snacks.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.