Makes everyone say 'anything is fine' until cuisine becomes a hostage negotiation.
Known Behaviour
The Diffuser is invisible, but you can hear it working when the fourth person says "I honestly don't mind" with the energy of a threat. Satan loves this product because nobody is lying exactly. They would eat anything, except the 17 options currently available.
Offence Processed
Pizza is not a resolution, it is surrender.
One person will reject the place they suggested.
Hunger increases moral certainty.
What You Receive
Payload Deadlock report
A deadlock report listing rejected cuisines, hidden preferences, and the final disappointing compromise.
Payload
Deadlock report
Cost
666 Corruption Credits
Fulfilment
Digital delivery
Best used as
Self-indulgence or assigned evidence
Sin detected. Balance restored to 666 Corruption Credits.
Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.
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NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.