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Restaurant Decision Diffuser — infernal product card
Shareable corruption System Malfunction Social Life

Restaurant Decision Diffuser

Makes everyone say 'anything is fine' until cuisine becomes a hostage negotiation.

Known Behaviour

The Diffuser is invisible, but you can hear it working when the fourth person says "I honestly don't mind" with the energy of a threat. Satan loves this product because nobody is lying exactly. They would eat anything, except the 17 options currently available.

Offence Processed

  • Pizza is not a resolution, it is surrender.
  • One person will reject the place they suggested.
  • Hunger increases moral certainty.

What You Receive

Payload Deadlock report

A deadlock report listing rejected cuisines, hidden preferences, and the final disappointing compromise.

Payload
Deadlock report
Cost
666 Corruption Credits
Fulfilment
Digital delivery
Best used as
Self-indulgence or assigned evidence

Infernal Fulfilment

Hell disperses preference across the group until all choices feel both possible and wrong.

Parody

Satan's Shop is a parody novelty service. No souls are bought, sold, transferred, appraised, improved, or professionally harmed.