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Restaurant Decision Diffuser — infernal product card

Shareable corruption System Malfunction Social Life

Restaurant Decision Diffuser

Makes everyone say 'anything is fine' until cuisine becomes a hostage negotiation.

Known Behaviour

The Diffuser is invisible, but you can hear it working when the fourth person says "I honestly don't mind" with the energy of a threat. Satan loves this product because nobody is lying exactly. They would eat anything, except the 17 options currently available.

Offence Processed

Pizza is not a resolution, it is surrender.
One person will reject the place they suggested.
Hunger increases moral certainty.

What Actually Happens

Hell disperses preference across the group until all choices feel both possible and wrong.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.