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Shareable corruption System Malfunction Money & Consumer

The Review-Reading Sinkhole

Turns a minor purchase into a comparative ethics seminar.

Known Behaviour

The Sinkhole activates when the item costs too little to matter and too much to buy incorrectly. A person enters to check whether a cable works and emerges 47 minutes later with opinions about hinge durability, warehouse labour, and whether four stars can be trusted after the packaging redesign. Hell does not push. It simply adds one more tab.

Offence Processed

  • Sorting by newest deepens the hole.
  • One-star reviews may contain useful madness.
  • Buying nothing does not refund the evening.

What Actually Happens

Hell opens the next review, highlights the one alarming sentence, and recalculates the buyer's standards upward until purchase becomes impossible.

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.