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The Third-Use Mug — infernal product card

Shareable corruption Temptation Domestic Life

The Third-Use Mug

Certifies one mug as clean enough for another drink, provided nobody important saw yesterday's tea line.

Why Hell Stocks This

Hell discovered the third-use mug during a household audit in which every clean cup was technically available but emotionally distant. The mug is not dirty in the legal sense. It is seasoned. Satan likes the product because it asks a small, perfect question: at what point does convenience become a domestic philosophy?

Offence Processed

Milk residue counts as memory.
Tea rings are admissible evidence.
Void if the mug contains a spoon from a previous drink.

What Actually Happens

Hell applies a reuse rating, lowers visible residue by 8 percent, and issues a confidence band between "probably fine" and "why is it sticky?"

Who is this for?

666 Corruption Credits

Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.

NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.