Certifies one mug as clean enough for another drink, provided nobody important saw yesterday's tea line.
Hell discovered the third-use mug during a household audit in which every clean cup was technically available but emotionally distant. The mug is not dirty in the legal sense. It is seasoned. Satan likes the product because it asks a small, perfect question: at what point does convenience become a domestic philosophy?
Reuse dispensation
A reuse dispensation showing cup history, witness risk, beverage lineage, and status: "Acceptable Enough".
Hell applies a reuse rating, lowers visible residue by 8 percent, and issues a confidence band between "probably fine" and "why is it sticky?"
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