Converts "I have not left yet" into "five minutes away" under infernal rounding rules.
The Lie is small because it needs to fit inside a text message and a human conscience at the same time. Hell does not make people late. It simply gives lateness a nicer coat. The official distance between couch and destination is recalculated using hope, shoe location, and whether the keys have been seen today.
Hell rounds travel time down, rounds confidence up, and produces a location estimate based on where the sender wishes they were.
Who is this for?
666 Corruption CreditsSending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed contract.
It is on your record. Now post the evidence.
They receive an infernal notice and pick the corruption up by claiming it to their own soul. You send them the link.
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