Turns one spare cable drawer into a knot containing every connection except the one you need.
Known Behaviour
Hell did not invent cables. It simply waited until every household owned one useful charger, three ancient adapters, and a lead for a device nobody remembers buying. The Starter adds one ceremonial twist per year of neglect. Satan considers it a beautiful system because the cable you need is always present, but never available in the moral sense.
Offence Processed
Labelling cables accelerates label decay.
Untangling one lead may tighten another.
The correct charger will appear only after replacement is ordered.
What Actually Happens
Hell binds the cable drawer, assigns false compatibility to two plugs, and hides the working lead beneath something with a proprietary end.
Who is this for?
666 Corruption Credits
Sending corruption to someone else is free and encouraged. Keeping one for your own soul takes a signed
contract.
NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.NOTICE: Souls are non-transferable, non-refundable, and largely non-existent.NOTICE: This is a parody. No metaphysical services are rendered.NOTICE: The Devil is a brand persona, not a counterparty.NOTICE: Corruption Credits hold no monetary value and never will.NOTICE: Further notice remains unscheduled.