Turns one spare cable drawer into a knot containing every connection except the one you need.
Hell did not invent cables. It simply waited until every household owned one useful charger, three ancient adapters, and a lead for a device nobody remembers buying. The Starter adds one ceremonial twist per year of neglect. Satan considers it a beautiful system because the cable you need is always present, but never available in the moral sense.
Entanglement starter coil
An entanglement report showing cable count, false matches, adapter ancestry, and time lost to "surely this one".
Hell binds the cable drawer, assigns false compatibility to two plugs, and hides the working lead beneath something with a proprietary end.
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